Darrell, I’m Frustrated With You
…now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen. Hebrews 11:1
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So, Darrell! I don’t even know this guy and I’m frustrated at him. Back in July, I changed my phone number. In doing that, I got a new phone and a Nashville area code. Two things happened in doing this. 1. Someone got my old number and is super upset with me because people continue contacting him asking for me and, from what I hear, he continues receiving text messages weekly. 2. I obviously got someone else’s old number, which is where Darrell comes in to play. I’m upset with him for a different reason than the owner of my old number is with me. Following me so far? Hope so. :)
Darrell owes everyone and their mother large sums of money. I get calls from collectors asking for Darrell ….., I won’t say his last name. He could Google or Bing his name and find that I mentioned him in my blog and he’d know me as the owner of his old digits and get mad at me for talking about him, which would make for a trifecta of anger all around amongst the phone number’s owners and cause for more problems.
This is how every single call for Darrell goes…
Me: Hello! Collector:…(unnecessary pause) Could I please speak to Darrell …..? Me: I’m sorry, you have the wrong number. Collector: Darrell?! Me: No, this isn’t Darrell! You have the wrong number. He must’ve owned the phone before me. Please put me on your do-not-call list! Thank you. Collector: (giggles- they don’t believe me) OK!
This conversation has happened numerous times. What’s caused this blog was a 7:55 am call the other day. I had a busy week and decided to sleep in on this day. Someone from the Jefferson County something or other wanted their money. As does every other company who calls me multiple times, thinking I am Darrell. Darrell, pay your bills! I have to. Everyone else does too. Step up!
If that story doesn’t entertain you, this might!
And if that nonsense doesn’t entertain. I don’t know how else to help. I was in Nashville and it was late. We had just finished a movie, waiting on company to arrive. Somehow, that was recorded. You can learn the “pommel horse” at 1:16.
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I’m off to fight not getting sick. Airborne and Thera Flu are the new Skittles. DON’T get the caramel apple “chocolate” Airbornes. I can’t wait to get out and play more shows and see you.
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I found both the story and the video quite amusing. Hopefully Darrell gets his act together so they stop calling you!
Just FYI, Airborne doesn’t work so well
Change your phone number? Then you can forget about Darrell and him being in financial dire straights. Or post an APB and let him know that if he doesn’t fix his issues, you will write a song and mention his last name.